These stories have always confused me. A suspected thief in Florida who evaded capture by running into an alligator infested swamp was later found dead with teeth marks on his upper torso.
It wasn’t immediately clear how the man died, but an 9-foot-3-inch long alligator may have been responsible. The reptile has been killed and is being stored in a cooler awaiting a coroner’s examination for human hair or skin,
Now don’t get me wrong, I am all for monkeys dying if it will save me a few days suffering from the common cold. But, to go out and aimlessly kill some gators because they might have eaten a bad guy? In a gator swamp? I say let’em be.
No reason to kill a reptile that is just doing what it was built to do. Especially if the guy he ate was out jacking MY car!
Facebook rolled out their new advertising scheme where people can see what others have purchased. Some people don’t like the invasion of privacy.
Mike M. , for instance, saw… his boyfriend, Adam S., just bought tickets to “No Country For Old Man” from movie-ticket vendor Fandango.”What if I was seeing ‘Fred Claus’?” said [Adam], 28. “That would have been much more embarrassing. At least this was a prestigious movie.”
At least this was a prestigious movie? What the… These guys are dating each other and he is worried about the “status” of seeing Fred Claus? Only a “Ween of the Week” would get his status from what movie his boyfriend knew he was seeing.
I am sure you have gotten these emails or postcards. Seasons greetings (any season) from businesses that have no business sending you this B.S. Maybe you bought a $3.00 item from them 2 years ago and now they are like your family.
My whole holiday would have been shot if I hadn’t heard from you. Thanks.
At least send me a coupon for some free chili if you have to wish me well.
I have been getting some pretty positive feedback so far and a few suggestions so thanks everyone who sent those in.
Drop me a line if you have any other suggestions or griping. I have been a little busy with the day job lately so I am a little behind on responding to emails but don’t give up hope if you don’t hear from me for a little bit.
Also, I couldn’t find graphics for all the games so I had to improvise. I am pretty sure I won’t be hearing any complaints about that one.
NEW DELHI - A man in southern India married a female dog in a traditional Hindu ceremony as an attempt to atone for stoning two other dogs to death — an act he believes cursed him — a newspaper reported Tuesday.
Well thank god they pointed out the fact he married a female dog. If he would have married a male dog, now that would have just been weird!
Music video or Victorias Secret commercial? It seems to be a pretty bad version of either.
Now I know you liked them as much as I did the first time around. You know that one song, the one with the bass and the singing? Now THAT was a good song. This time around just doesn’t quite do it for me.
Even though they dressed real nice/slutty, some of them just don’t look all that good and it all seems kinda forced. Plus, the song actually sucks.
You thought you had it bad in high school? Guess again. Your meanest teacher probably looked like Mother Teresa compared to these bastards. Be sure not to miss the French guy that gets a “10″ on Mr. Hand’s Angrometer.
